As you’re reading this, your facebook timeline is probably quickly filling up with weather maps, snow memes, and friends complaining and making predictions about the approaching storm. But before the “snowpocalypse” or “snowmageddon” you’re going to want to have a few things prepared.
First off, if you are a lady, you will want to dress in your best cold-weather shopping clothes. (Uggs, a North Face & tapered sweatpants, preferably with a school logo.) If there is no snow on the ground yet, you could opt for the adidas sandal/sock look for footwear and if you are planning on heading to Walmart you could go with a printed flannel pajama bottom instead of the sweatpants.
After you’re dressed, throw your hair into a messy bun and head out to the stores. You’re going to want to hit up the grocery store for all the essentials. Bread, milk, eggs, water & batteries. If you already have these things on hand at home, just go buy some more.
Then, you’re going to want to buy some booze. Whatever you want. Go nuts.
When you return home, place all of your implements of snow removal near the front door, (shovel, salt, ice scraper) and place your windshield wipers in the proper position:
Next, make something yummy in the crockpot and share the picture with your friends so they can marvel at your culinary efforts and see how prepared you are for the storm.
Now you can sit back and relax and wait for those first flakes to fall, but don’t forget to do this as soon as you see snow: